After seeing and, especially, hearing a neighbor struggling to remove grass clippings from his front lawn with a gas-power leaf blower, I’d like to announce the latest technology for yard work. It’s called a “rake.”
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| Rake on lawn and driveway |
If you order within the next ten minutes, which would have been enough time for my neighbor to manually remove the clippings with this revolutionary device, we will include a second tool.
This tool was scientifically designed and tested to clear sidewalks as well as driveways. It’s called a “broom.”
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| Broom on driveway |
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| Rake and broom on driveway |
P.S.
Yes, there's a place for power blowers, particularly quieter electric power blowers and those that also vacuum and shred. But does that place have to be my neighbor’s home?
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ReplyDeleteRepeat after me: Americans will buy any gadget, no matter how useless, as long it's as "seen on TV" and the neighbors also have one.
Luke
P.S. This is a test.